Saturday, November 8, 2008

Soccer o Soccer

After 21 years of living, I finally get myself to watch a soccer match. From the very start to the final wiesel blow. I even managed to get my arse on the couch almost an hour early. Arsenal vs Manchester United, first full soccer match i've ever watched in mylife! Streaming from my home, thru Harris' laptop, we watched with a nerve raking feelings fluctuating as the ball draws closer to the goal.


(upon a request, i put up this photo. Go Gunners!=D)

For a first timer, this match changed my point of view as i always refer soccer as a boring sports. I enjoyed the adrenalin rush every time Nasri made a try. However, being a normal woman, I easily get distracted by the hunky Ronaldo. Some of the time, i found myself staring at him, or more of drooling and looking at the other players and trying to compare their face to someone i know. I managed to get two similar looking people within this match. Nasri looks a bit like Justin Long except for the wide smile that Justin have. at least, Nasri does looks like a celebrity. Meanwhile Rafael Da Silva, from the first moment i saw him standing outside the field, i said to harris, 'Eh, apesal Aizad Addean play for Man U?". hahahaha. u need prove? hurm wait.


i think they can be triplets. Rafael, Fabio and Aizad Da Silva. (sorry Aizad, i curik ur photo)

so, now do u agree with me?=D

After more than 90 mins watching soccer, I have also managed to made an analysis about man's concentration towards a soccer match. here are the things i have tried but failed:
  1. reading Dolly with purposely exposing the picture of a hot babe in bikini.
    - he didn't even look away from the computer.
  2. telling him about Saudi Aramco interesting facts (which i think is interesting)
    -"yeah...yeah............." with eyes locked on the screen. a TOTAL FAILURE.
  3. discussing problems on relationships. -relationships can wait. "ala...jap2....ish apehal Arsenal niiiiii?"
  4. showing him new Dell laptop which is uber cool. the new studio hybrid desktop which usually will get his attention. -"oh, belilah....." then looked away. (a slight sense of victory was there for 30 seconds)
  5. then i gave up.
I found that towards the end of the match, I became more invisible or more ignored. I gave up towards the last six minutes of the match when Arsenal is highly probable to make a stupid move which can cause them a lost. So, i can conclude that watching soccer is good for guys since it has high potential to distract them from being untrustworthy to the girlfriend and refrain them from being a porn or gadget freak. In addition to the whole thing, I think that soccer is cool but Arsenal is cooler since they don't have hunky guys playing but can still win (just a bimbo statement, do excuse me for a sec). However, the probability for me to watch another game might be less than 0.1 since it took me 21 years to finally pushed myself to watch one, mybe the next game will be when I'm 42. haha.

p.s: i have successfully wasted my study time. yeay!


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aha... Aizad looks like rafael. Triplet? X leh blah... Haha

Anonymous said...

sori yang, u have to do better next time. Maybe real stripo might do. Hehe. Go gunners...!!

Nada Syazana said...

"...Arsenal is cooler since they don't have hunky guys playing but can still win"

Meme! Hahahahahaha!!! That IS a very bimbotic statement. Tergelak kuat jap.

Btw, I've stopped watching soccer since there was no TV in stupid boarding school. Once I finished school, there were so many new faces and I couldn't be bothered to follow nemore. Sadness.

Glad you enjoyed soccer! It is indeed a healthy game even for watchers - for the heart & the eye ;)

Kme said...

ye harris, stripo? Queen Sharmine boleh? Nnti i ask saru to invite her.

to nada: oh yes nadalina, football is good for the eyes but for the heart, i have some doubts. hehe. sure Nada bangge kan Arsenal menang??remember the statistics analysis we did in intec? hahaha

Nada Syazana said...

Omg! I remember! I really effing remember! Hahahahaha!!! The best part was when the guys got confused, not knowing we manipulated the scores. Oh, the memories. Nada misses you!

atokk said...

owh minat arsenal ek...aku minat man united...ada masa lepak2 lah kat blog ku k...heee

KA said...

omg sama giler kot hahahahah
triplet.....well said kme....
mesti rambut aizad terus jadi lurus tgk blog u
hehehe berapi-api hahahahha