STALKER ALERT!!

I think someone’s been stalking me.

Following my every step.

Everywhere I go, I can feel them there too.

I can even sniff their smells.


I’m not kidding. I am dead SERIOUS.

First time I realized this was happening to me on the rig, was during drilling operations.

At that time, I was in the company man’s room and I saw them being neatly arranged on the shelves together with the rest of the other family members. I decided to take one of them because I was so excited to see them there!


Little that I know, that small gesture of mine has invited the whole clan to intrude my life.


Two days later, I saw them again….


This time, not in the company man’s room. But in the mudlogging unit. I was excited. (still didn’t’ realized what was happening). OMG. They’re in my working space! Yeay! I kept myself composed in front of my fellow workmates. I decided not to approach them. I will behave.


However…..


Silly me, without even me touching them or get near them (though tempted), they would found a way to me.


One of the mudloggers took them from the table and offered to me.

“U want some Pringles?”

I did not lie. THEY FOUND THEIR WAY TO ME.

The day after, I went to the mudlogging unit to work.

Then, one of the mudloggers opened the top drawer and there it was again.

PRINGLES.

I stay clamed. Testing my senses. I calculated the odds of finding them again especially now that I’m offshore – no no no. NOT possible, unless I’m in 7e.

There’s got to be only one possibility.

I’ve been stalked by my own best friend.

The F.O.O.D.

Suddenly…

The mudlogger looked at my utterly-deceiving-calm-look and said to me, “hey, our engineer saved this up for you, you know. So it’s entirely yours”.


There.


Proven.


They are indeed stalking me. Using helpless fellow humans to get to me.


(Don’t u get it, those Pringles are stalking me for abducting one of them from the co-man’s office!)


Not satisfied?


Fine. Read on and tell mw how can this be possible…


So on the same day, when I was on my way to mudlogging unit to work, I dropped by at the material’s man desk. There’s this granpa who worked here whom I called Uncle Steve and I always said hye to him when I’m around. My computer for sending reports is only next to him.


Lepas tu.......


I realized, there’s this red cylinder shaped thing lying next to my monitor.


With the familiar looking round stuff and large cowboy hat.


It has to be it!

I’m staying away.


But no luck..the next thing I know…


Uncle Steve, “Oh ya cucu, I brought something for you. There, next to your computer. I thought you’d like it”.

THE PRINGLES ARE STALKING MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

WARNING: Do not be deceived by the friendly smile of the round-bearded-with-cowboy-hat thing.

I've even tried taking their photos after each incidents, but they would dissapear into thin air. smart cylinder stuff.